Sarcasm With a PhD Sweatshirt

JABU© • JustAboutBeingU®
Made for people who speak fluent sarcasm and have the brains to back it up. Perfect for professors, teachers, doctors, lawyers, and anyone whose wit is always a step ahead. Clean streetwear style with unapologetic JABU attitude.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Options for embroidery placement (left/center chest or wrists) and DTF inner labels
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton for safer, ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean