This cozy crewneck brings dry humor and quiet confidence to chilly days. Soft, mid-weight fabric holds a clean, embroidered-ready print of stacked reference books and round glasses, topped with the wry headline “Sarcasm With A PhD.” It sits comfortably over jeans or loungewear, offering warmth without bulk and a smart, slightly scholarly vibe you can wear to cafés, study sessions, or casual meet-ups. The muted palette and classic cut keep the look understated, while the clever artwork sparks smiles and knowing nods from fellow readers and academics. Built to last and made with conscientious materials, it ages well — the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want to feel both comfortable and a little amused.
Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette - Options for embroidery placement (left/center chest or wrists) and DTF inner labels - OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton for safer, ethically sourced materials
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
